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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:32 am

lol they throw tghe nothing back in and out comes something!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:19 pm

I throw in a grenade without the pin pulled and out comes...

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Post  SniperInYourMidst on Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:53 pm

...a pack of C4 with no detonator. Sniper is quite disgusted after being so hopeful that he would have some fun. He angrily tosses the useless pack of C4 back into the machine...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:18 am

and out comes a useful pack of C4! only when the machine spat it out, it landed on the detonator setting the timer at 50 seconds.
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  strike trooper 374 on Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:09 pm

someone throws the c4 into a field.
then some puts in a dollar and out comes a soda!
puzzled that the magical soda machiene did what soda machienes are supposed to do, he drinks the soda and puts the can into the machiene
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:02 pm

The man cries at, grasps at his throat and dies writhing on the ground. Out came another inoccent looking soda...
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Post  SniperInYourMidst on Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:23 pm

Sniper grabs it, analyzes it and finds that it does not contain caffeine. This would be fine, except that the caffeine is replaced by acid! Thus, Sniper tosses the soda high in the air, and turns it into fine powder using a 12 gauge Benelli M1. Twisted Evil

Once that is done, Sniper tosses the spent hull into the machine...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:18 am

and a new one comes out fully loaded up. little does he expect that...
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Post  SniperInYourMidst on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:31 am

...the hull is actually buck shot, not the bird shot that he was originally using. Not fazed, Sniper loads it and tries it out on a clay bird. The shell belches out some buckshot, but it is all on fire with liquid propane mixed in to create an incendiary round with liquid fire! Needless to say, the clay is shattered, and toasted to a crisp. Sniper tosses that hull into the machine...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:34 am

And out somes a M95 Barret sniper rifle!

I throw in a pistol and out comes...

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Post  SniperInYourMidst on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:36 am

A fully automatic Glock 18! Sniper grabs both and runs them home.

Then he tosses in a diet coke saying, "I hate this stuff, but what would happen if I put it in...?"

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:47 am

out comes another poisonous soda! (also know as Coke!)
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:49 am

LOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
I throw in a Coke an out comes...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:49 am

a molecule of NaCl!
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:50 am

Question

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:52 am

they throw in your question and out comes the answer! NaCl is Sodium Chloride, the chemical formula of table salt.
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:53 am

I throw in a suitcase full of fake money and out comes...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:54 am

a suitcase full of money! (Yen, to be exact)
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  strike trooper 374 on Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:45 pm

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:13 pm

an airsoft pellet falls into the machine and...
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  AgentE383 on Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:54 pm

out comes a bullet.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:29 pm

can what?

they put in a sticker and out comes...
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  strike trooper 374 on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:47 pm

an annoying frog! Laughing Shocked Razz
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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:11 pm

the annoying frog hops away annoyingly and a kid drops his ice cream cone in. Naturally, he starts crying (poor l'il guy Sad)
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RE: Magical Soda Machine

Post  SniperInYourMidst on Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:28 pm

...and out comes a fully stocked Ice Cream Truck! The kid is elated and becomes an Ice cream man at the ripe old age of 7. Not long after, the kid is a multimillionaire with a ice cream selling empire.

Sniper, quite puzzled as to how enough yen to buy a rifle and a expensive pistol could all fit inside a single suitcase (no offense to the Japanese, but the yen is worth next to nothing compared to the U.S. dollar.), decides to see what would happen if he threw in a Euro. (somewhat more valuable than the dollar.)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine!

Post  HawkBlade on Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:58 pm

Out came a suitcase of euro's! A gredy stander-by grabs it and runs off. The next day he is arrested for couterfeiting coins. They were fake! Tomat is relieved and throws in a can of soda.
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