star wars king of kashyyyk!

this is like king of the hill only it's star wars and the hill is kashyyyk


so the droids take ove kashyyyk

The clones land with Republic Gunships and V-Wing Fighter support.

I get my light-saber and slash u guys to pieces
my kashyyyk!

My V-Wings fry you to an unrecognizable piece of carbon. Then more clones come.

My Kashyyyk!!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

sorry, but I blocked your rays with my lightsaber (annoying things arent they ) and fried your ships.

My Kashyyk!

Sorry buddy, but those are not blaster bolts. Those are high-power cannon blasts that are wider than your lightsaber. Even if your lightsaber could block it, your lightsaber would be fried and the force of the blast would knock the lightsaber back into you. Believe me, I've done enough reading to have learned that.

Still my Kashyyyk!

pfff ok then I errect an energy sheild and deflect it
My Kashyyk!

Then the V-Wings drop powerful Ion Bombs on you which causes there to be nothing left but a crater.

My Kashyyyk!

sorry, I'm inside my energy shield, so the ion bombs don't affect me

In exasperation, the V-Wing fighters radioed me and I came down to the planet. I draw my lightsaber and we duel. I cut you to ribbons and dare anyone else to attack Kashyyyk!

My Kashyyyh! Mine! Mine! Mine!!!!!

I respawn, pull out 2x lightsabers, and cut U to ribbons

My Kashyyk!

I respawn with clones of myself and surround you. I offer you an alliance.

My Kashyyyk

Our Kashyyk!

HOO-AH!!

HawkBlade and I stand ready to defend Kashyyyk and its Wookies from any invader foolish enough to oppose us!

I ask to be in the alliance too.

We refuse and force him off of Kashyyyk hoping that he will ally with someone and then return to give more of a fight.

so i ask agent if he will ally with me.

during the negotiations, we drop a bomb on you guys. you both hate us, so you ally.
Our Kashyyk!

We then invade Kashyyyk and take it because you did not say...

My Kashyyyk!

booo! we quickly amend my statment, meaning tht you cannot invade!
Our Kashyyk!

Then we build a large number of hidden and camouflaged Anti-Aircraft batteries with support radars. Guards are posted in secret areas! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Our Kashyyyk!

HawkBlade loads several missiles into the Li'l Hawk, and bombs your base.
Our Kashyyk!

Suddenly, two highly modified CR90 corvettes1 2 came out of hyperspace and launched a full squadron of 18 BTL-S8 K-wing assault starfighters1 2 and a flight of 6 E-wing escort starfighters.1 2 2 2 The K-Wings decimated your base and the E-wings mopped up afterward. I then built my own base including many defenses, countless troops, several energy shields, and ion cannons. More reinforcements were brought in, E-wings were used for Combat Space Patrols of the sector, and V-Wing Airspeeders1 2 were used for atmospheric Combat Air Patrols.

My Kashyyk!

Notes:

1. Wookieepedia(http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page)
   
2. The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia(http://www.cuswe.org/)
   

After verifying that HawkBlade survived the onslaught, I spring into action. Although AgentE382 suffered heavy causalities against my AA batteries, he still managed to defeat us. That is temporary however, as suddenly a Super Star Destroyer named Iron Fist Reborn reverts to realspace with two ImpStar Dueces (Imperial-Class Star Destoyers), four Lancer-Class Anti-Fighter ships, and numerous support ships. But instead of TIEs being deployed, whole squadrons of X-Wings, A-Wings, B-Wings, and Y-Wings come pouring out of the Star Destroyers. The Lancer-Class ships removed all opposition before the fighters and bombers got there. The SSD (Super Star Destroyer) and the ImpStar Deuces pound your base flat. My ships come in and land troops. With fighter support, I retake my base.

Our Kashyyyk!

(Btw, Kashyyyk has three y's)

(iron fist reborn, lemme guess that that will come into play as Jeth's starship in the RPG.)

I shoot down the destroyer with lightning!

Our kashyyyk!