Magical Soda Machine!

lol ikr?

out comes.. a second rock! the two smash together and a chip flies in....

...and out comes a Fragmentation Grenade with the pin pulled out!

uh oh... a guy throws it back in quickly

The resulting explosion slags the machine. But some pieces got into what was left the machine seconds before it was completely destroyed and made a new machine.

THIS machine, when you put something in, spits out its opposite! A guy shines a flashlight in and the world falls into complete darkness.

Some one kicks it, but their foot gets stuck in the slot........

and turns into a hand!

then a nail is thrown in.....

along with a lighted match.....

...and a hammer and piece of steel pop out! Someone tosses a ruined pie inside...

and out comes a perfected cake!

14 candles were on it (Anyone care to venture a guess why? ) and someone threw one in...

and out comes (because u are 14?) a eldanc!

(Give the man a prize! You are correct! And what is a eldanc?)

Someone pops in a rifle...

lol eldanc is candle spelled backwards! the exact opposite!

and out comes a stone club!

Someone throws in a stone club...

and out comes a rifle!

Someone who actually survived being clawed by Garfield throws him in to see what happens now...

and out comes Dleifraga, a sunny, happy contented cat that never sleeps late and never over-eats.

Jon, utterly astounded at the change, takes Dleifraga back home. "Thank you very much!" He says as he walks away. Then someone throws a bouncy ball in the machine...

and out comes a leaden sphere!

When someone puts in a lead brick...

out comes a bouncy brick!

The bouncy brick beans someone on the head as it bounces away. The person falls in and out comes...

a smart, agile person who is fast enough to dodge the bouncy brick!

Then someone throws a piece of paper in...