Magical Soda Machine!

Then someone throws a piece of paper in...

and a pen popped out!

Then someone throws in...

a clock! out comes a yo-yo! (one keeps time the other wastes time )

(lol, clever.)

Then a Green Beret steps in...

ty, whats a beret?
out out comes a red beret!

A boy puts in his DSi (the fool) out come...

a book!

The Green Berets were an elite unit that operated inside North Vietnam during the Vietnam War.


Someone tossed in a busted iPhoneG3...

and out came a perfectly fine megaphone!

Wait, how does a broken iPhoneG3 turn into a megaphone?

lol megaphone is big and loud iPhones are small and quiet

Ah, I see. Go ahead and start something, I have noticed that I have been the only one doing that lately.

lol ya ok. Somebody trows in a quarter and out comes....

...2500 dollars!! Woo-hoo! A mad rush for the huge pile of $50 and $20 dollar bills ensues...

and one man gets pushed in by a malicious miser!

Enraged, the man somehow manages to pull the miser in with him. The miser turned into Dave Ramsey (creator of the Financial Peace University and a Christian, good combination if you ask me ) and the average guy turned into a superhero.

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The man throws in a pocketknife....

...and out comes a lightsaber!

HawkBlade snatches it and integrates it into his weaponry! (not in an RPG, just here ) However, a bowling ball smashes out the door of Kegler's Lanes. The thrower was sick of the sky-high prices. I mean, $40 for 2 people to play 3 games?? Anyway, the bowling ball smashes through the glass door and sails into the machine's slot.

(lol, I know what you mean. But this also means you are gonna LOVE what I have to tell you next time you are on Steam/Vent!)

...then out comes a piece of paper!

A guy writes "I want to be the poorest man in the world" on the paper and slips it into the machine....

After the machine stops rumbling, nothing happens. Disappointed, the man walks home. At his spot at the table was his bank statement. "That come for you today." His wife explained. Dejected, he opens the envelop and almost drops it in surprise. "Dear! Look at this!" "Why? What is it?" "Look!" The man held up the bank statement. It showed that they had $5,895,283,991.50. "That machine worked!" The man said triumphantly. Meanwhile, someone else decided to see what a cat would do in the machine...

The cat walks in and walks back out. It is unchanged. It as at the perfect balance so its negative is it! A guy throws in a clown shoe ( ) and out come....

A million dollars shaped into a shoe, covered in leather. some one throws in a finger nail.....

...and while howling in pain after losing the finger nail, watches the machine spit out some blubber. (Nails are hard, blubber is not )