RE: Magical Soda Machine

**SniperInYourMidst** Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:10 pm

(lol, now that Flame has edited his previous post, my post looks ridiculous! What a Face

)

A brief struggle ensues, as several people who want the cat fight over it. During the scuffle, a dog whistle is dropped into the machine...

**flame** Mon May 09, 2011 12:12 pm

I put in a can out comes...

**SniperInYourMidst** Mon May 09, 2011 2:43 pm

Hold on a sec Flame, I put in a dog whistle.

...and out comes a cat whistle.

Then Flame puts the can in...

**AgentE383** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:20 am

out comes a cain.

I put in a chicken...

**SniperInYourMidst** Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:47 pm

Wait, what's a cain?

...and out comes a feather!

I put in an M4A1 (fully loaded)...

**AgentE383** Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:28 pm

(You know like you walk. I might have spelled that wrong...)

... and out pops a chicken! Shocked

I put in a wheelbarrow....

**HawkBlade** Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:07 pm

Out pops a turkey dinner complete with gravy and cranberry sauce! I throw in the turkey bones after I eat the turkey...

**SniperInYourMidst** Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:38 pm

Note to AgentE383: Oh, you mean cane. I get it now.

...and out comes cranberry sauce! Having eaten the cranberry sauce that came with the turkey that HawkBlade ate, SniperInYourMidst is absolutely delighted that Thanksgiving has come early! What a Face

After a mad dash for the cranberry sauce (which Sniper wins What a Face

) I eat it and throw in the can...

**AgentE383** Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:43 pm

and out pops a fully loaded M4A1!

I fire it an a casing falls in....

**HawkBlade** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:32 pm

and out comes a case of soda. I throw it back in disgust due to the high sugar and caffeine content.

**SniperInYourMidst** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:47 pm

At first somewhat disappointed that all that soda was just dumped back into the machine, SniperInYourMidst is amazed to see a M82A1 Barret .50cal sniper rifle come out. Lugging the heavy rifle home, SniperInYourMidst fires a shot towards HawkBlade, purposely missing, simply to startle him. However, he forgot that he was aiming right at the machine, and thus the bullet entered at high velocity...

**AgentE383** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:48 pm

and out came a empty caseing at high volosity! Shocked

I throw in more soda......

**HawkBlade** Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:51 am

and out comes a candy bar!

**SniperInYourMidst** Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:42 am

*Sniper eats it really fast* "You know *nom nom nom*, I'm starting to really like this machine. *nom nom nom*" Sniper then throws the wrapper in...

**HawkBlade** Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:39 pm

and out comes a second candybar! HawkBlade grabs it before sniper can so much as blink and chows it in one go, throwing the wrapper in again.

**AgentE383** Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:44 pm

out comes sleeping gas canisters!

The sleeping gas makes everyone so tired that on falls in and out comes...

**HawkBlade** Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:49 pm

as a cyborg!

**AgentE383** Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:15 pm

(You didn't put anything in!)

I put in a can and out comes...

**SniperInYourMidst** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:29 pm

(lol, a cyborg comes out and no one is panicking. This town is full of live ones! What a Face

(Yes, I quoted that from TRON. What a Face

))

A hand grenade with the pin pulled! The cyborg runs over and grabs it. "Ha ha ha!! Now no one can stop my domination of the worl-" *BOOMM!!* The grenade goes off and the cyborg is reduced to scrap metal. A chunk of metal falls into the machine...

**HawkBlade** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:47 pm

and out pops an android!

**SniperInYourMidst** Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:20 am

"PITIFUL EARTH HUMANS, ALL WITH BE DESTROYED. PREPARE TO DI-" "Alright, I'm sick of wierdos coming out of that machine thinking that they're gonna take over our planet. Sorry to rain on your parade buddy, but your world domination ain't happening!" With those confident words, Sniper launches an ATS-4 rocket straight at the android...

**HawkBlade** Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:40 pm

who ducks backward and both fly into the machine. out comes...

**SniperInYourMidst** Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:58 pm

A robotic suicide bomber! Everyone runs, and of course the robot runs with them, causing even more panic. Finally the bomb detonates, causing minor damage. Plus, all the running made it so that the machine suffered no harm! Yay! What a Face

Anyway, Sniper throws in a piece of the bomber's metal finger...

**HawkBlade** Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:36 am

and out comes a metal suicide bomber's toe! they through in a puppy with sad eyes and big ears (aka a beagle) and out comes....

**flame** Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:46 am

nothing

**HawkBlade** Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:32 am

lol they throw tghe nothing back in and out comes something!

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