Magical Soda Machine!

This just keeps getting better and better!

Regarding the french fry with suspicion, lest they too be turned into a zombie if it was eaten, a brave soul walked up to it and threw it back into the machine...

and out came a 50cal Barret!

Although a sudden mad dash for the expensive gun ensued, cooler heads prevailed (aka The police arrived ) and it was decided that the man who put the french fry in would get the Barrett. Extremely happy, he left quickly with his prize.

Now it is certain that there is no radiation, and people start to just randomly put things in the machine to see what happens! So a little boy puts his toy solider inside...

and another barret falls out!

Straining with the effort, the boy's mother lifts the heavy rifle and the two walk off, the boy hardly being able to wait until he is big enough to shoot it. Then a man puts his wallet full of cash inside...


lol, that reminds me of when my little bro fired an AR-15 (You know, an M16 only it can't do auto or burst fire) and he nearly fell over. Imagine what a Barrett would do!

lol imagine what a MOSIN would do. That thing knocks my upper body backward about a foot or two.

Me

Everyone is amazed! The machine actually put out a human! Well, this was most surprising. Flame simply went on his way, having been teleported from wherever he was into the machine for the machine's purpose of being traded for the wallet of money. The man is very unhappy and throws a rock at the machine, which of course gets put inside the machine...

And out came a bottle of water.

The man is furious! $6000 for a bottle of water!!! He leaves in a huff. Then another man decides to try something: He puts a little $1 toy (Made in China of course ) to see what would happen...

SniperInYourMidst wrote:The man is furious! $6000 for a bottle of water!!! He leaves in a huff. Then another man decides to try something: He puts a little $1 toy (Made in China of course ) to see what would happen...

And out came a drop of muddy water.

I put in water and out comes a pig.

A man sees the pig and trys to put it in his truck, but while he is next to the soda machine, his pocketknife falls out of his pocket into it...

I put in a bomb and it exploded

No! It cant be gone!

Because he is sad, a kid burys his lego droid near the wreckage of the soda machine. About an hour later an entire droid army appears and fixes the machine!

But the sight of a huge droid army attracts the attention of the military. A large battle ensues after negotiations fail. As the the battle wears on, it looks like the army may win, but the droids fight all the harder. During the battle, however, a pair of droids are blasted to pieces by a well placed hand grenade by Tomat Fontar ( ) and one of the arms falls into the newly repaired machine...

Then out comes out soda?

The soda machine is fixed.

I put in and out comes !?

e=mc2 wrote:I put in and out comes !?

ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Then the pocketknife that was dropped in earlier popped out as a Dr. Pepper!

I put in cake out comes...

What?!?!?!

A cat!

(lol, now that Flame has edited his previous post, my post looks ridiculous! )

A brief struggle ensues, as several people who want the cat fight over it. During the scuffle, a dog whistle is dropped into the machine...