King of the Hill

Hi this is another game where you are trying to have possession of a hill. the rules are:
you have to say my hill at the end of your post.
you can't just say I killed you my kill.

Admin




My Hill

Alright... *launches missle at ur hill*




My Hill (What's left anyway )

Anti-Air defenses blast Hawkblade's missile out of the sky

My Hill

Suddenly out of no where a man in a radiation suit walks up and plants uranium which kills you both.


My hill

Radiation Suit guy is killed by a sniper. (After he plants the uranium near Hawkblade )

didnt say my hill Gets a tank and shoots every1 else


My Hill! MINE!!! BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA

suddenly a guy In a portable bunker kills HawkBlade BwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! you didn't kill me that was a target.


My Hill

My guy gets on an invisibility suit and slips past u guys and plants my flag.


My Hill!

then I walked over and took the flag off the hill and used infrared to locate the invisible man and shot him!


MINE!!!!!!!!!!

use a laser to obliterate u, then plant my flag again!



My Hill! Mine! not yours! back off!

then I use a robot army to kill you! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My Hill!!!!

I calmly take out a remote control and turn off ur robots. still


My Hill!

Then a shadow appears over the hill. You both look up to see a B-1 Lancer dropping a Nuke!! Bwhahahahahahaha!!!

My (radioactive) Hill!

quickly puts on a rad suit and dashes out of the way, then returns and shoots down ur plane hehe

My Hill

As the Bomber falls to earth, the pilot gains just enough control of his disintegrating craft to land right on HawkBlade and the explosion takes out AgentE383 as well.

My Hill

But it misses me by inches and I quote
"Using my powers of persuasion I redirect the United States' economic bailout package monies into a massive project to build a concrete and titanium fortress complete with mutually supporting bunkers with machine gun and artillery pieces including the latest anti-tank and anti-air weaponry. This creates millions of jobs and the economy recovers as a side effect.

I convince the US congress that the real war against terror is at the hill which is, for some reason, in Colorado and the entire US military and part of the UN military is stationed there. They dig in and fortify the position more thoroughly under the assumption that terrorists from some other country might at some point for some reason consider thinking about planning an attack there of some kind that may or may not involve a fusion bomb carried in a brief case by a short tall overweight thin man or woman who may or may not be of some ethnicity from somewhere on the planet Earth, or Mars, we're not sure, but we're absolutely one hundred percent convinced that it may or may not happen that way with a high low degree of accuracy within the next one hundred thousand years, so our entire defense budget is directed toward stopping that from happening at the expense of all else, except maybe a party for the troops stationed there.

I then go before the United Nations and convince them that the US buildup within their own boarders is part of a planned assault on Mexico because the US is jealous of their singing abilities. UN peacekeeping troops are sent in through Canada and Mexico to keep those dirty yanks contained.

You may be wondering by now where I'm going with this.

Keep wondering.

I then go to Russia and contract retired Soviet physicists using embezzled US economic recovery monies to build a time-space bubble generator with the intention of trapping the hill in another dimension well away from any of your dirty tricks. Since that's highly theoretical and would probably take them thousands of years, I use it as an elaborate front for the creation of an army of angry penguins with lasers strapped to their heads and set them loose in Paris. Since the lasers are small and I haven't created a small enough power source for them, it's just a bunch of unhappy penguins running around with boxes tied to their heads.

During the ensuing chaos, I literally steal the Eiffel tower over a three month period.

I then take the pilfered Eiffel tower and take it to Manhattan. Using more embezzled US economic recovery monies, I sponsor a show starring David Copperfield in which he is supposed to make the Statue of Liberty disappear. However, when he goes to make the Statue of Liberty reappear, it has already been replaced with the Eiffel tower. I then sponsor a show staring Cyril Takayama in Paris in which he is supposed to magically make the Eiffel tower reappear. Instead, the Statue of Liberty appears and both nations are outraged until I remind them that the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French in the first place and they just wanted to trade for a bit then trade back to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the historic event.

After a year of this, they give their monuments back to one another.

I just wasted everyone's time and money, but I also created millions of jobs in Europe by tasking them with disassembling the Statue of Liberty very carefully for transport back to the States, and vice versa.

Now, the economy is strong and jobs are plentiful and everyone's happy.

So, I walk up to the hill with a fusion bomb in a briefcase, which was a sub-task of my retired Soviet physicists' project. By this time, after all the shenanigans I've been up to, few would suspect that I would actually do what I said may or may not happen at some point. I do this during a party for the troops as if it was a joke, but it is no joke.

Because of all the carefully constructed concrete and titanium reinforcement around the hill, only myself and the hill are actually harmed in the blast. Consequentially, it also forces the Earth slightly farther from the sun, negating global warming."

this is my part the bomb makes a time space bubble and transports me and the hill to another galaxy. more quote "so it is my hill and there is no way to retaliate against me. No one wants to retaliate anyway since I saved the world and" (supposedly) "sacrificed myself and the hill to do it. The radiation is cleaned up carefully over many years, creating more jobs and advancing knowledge of nuclear physics until fusion power is developed and I go down in history as a legend.

My hill!"

-Exousia

whaaa?



My Hill

Yeah, what in the world? Where did you find that quote

Not my hill (For now)

lol I didnt even take the time to look

Buhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! the hacker project forum.

That would explain that.

HOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????? I DONT GET HOW YOU COULD'VE WROTE ALL OF THAT.! I think IT WAS ALL OFF THE INTERNET (exclamed out loudly) man i skipped like... 4 paragraghs! gosh agent you rock (whispering) ((evil hacker... ))

Then E=mc2 comes in with his Radiation KILLING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!





M-Y H-I-L-L

e-mc2 forgot that we were all wearing rad suits because of the nuke I dropped. Therefore, you were run over by my Panzer Tank!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

My Hill!!

but you forgot that the bunker had AT guns. so I blew you up.Bwahahahahahahah!!!



My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!