King of the Hill

Then I get ideas on world hill domination. I set about attacking AgentE383's hill the same way HawkBlade's was captured.

My Hill!! Bwhahahahahaha!! I will rule all the hills in the world!! Bwahahahahaa!! (Lots of evil laughter)

but having learned from HawkBlade's mistake I shoot down your plane and annihilate all forces under your control!


still MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blast!!

I retreat, dejected and planning my next move. Then I send in mercenary commandos who sabotage your hill and blow everything on your hill to kingdom come.

My hill now!!!

unfortunately I wasn't on it at the time and undermine your hill blowing it up!


MINE! MY HILL! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im a pacifist. I go build another hill. lol


My Hill

I decide it is time for different tactics. I ask HawkBlade for a alliance!

My Hill and HawkBlade's hill!! (I hope)

agreed!



Our Hill!!!!!!!

Yes!!

Now that the alliance is made, HawkBlade and I plan our conquest of all the hills in the world. Time passes and hill after hill is captured. Unfortunately, every attempt made to take AgentE383's hill fails. Then, once all the other hills are taken, we nuke AgetnE383's hill!

Our Hill!!

now we generously offer to let AgentE383 join our alliance, and help us conqor the hills in Madagascar!


Our Hills!!!

I accept your invitation!

Our Hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay!

Our Hills!!

The alliance made, the three Hill Conquerors set out to attack the Government-Controlled hills.

Our Hill!!

Now that we all are in agreement, I propose to host a biggest hill competition. I start with all the hills of North & South America, sniper starts with Asia and Australia, and Agent gets Europe and Africa. Agreed?

Our Hills!

Agreed.

Our Hills!!!!

Sounds good. How will this work?

Our Hills!!

now everyone says 'biggest hill' after their post


biggest hill
our hill

Do I attack hills, or build mine up?

Biggest Hill
Our Hill

then I walk over to Sniper's hill push him off and sit on it.

Biggest hill
Our hills

Ok, I get this now. I charge AgentE383 and send him flying off my hill and he sails past his. I then take control of his hill!!

Biggest Hill!!
Our Hill!!!!!!
Bwhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

Then before things get messy HawkBlade comes and stops us. "Guys this is a friendly competition. Don't kill yourselves!" "He is right." Then I bowl into HawkBlade and Sniper sending them flying. I take control of their hills.


Biggest Hill.
Our Hill!!!!!!!!

Then I disapear for a bit. Then I suddenly appear from out of nowhere and ask for my hill back...or else.

Bwahahahaha!!
Our Hill
Biggest Hill

hey that didnt work we were just supposed to find bigger hill not take them. Goes to mount Everest and plants my flag. mine

Our hills
biggest hill

I plant my flag on Mt. Kilimanjaro. Then I do what I was going to do if I didn't get my hill back and detonate C4 high-explosives that were underneath the hills captured by AgentE383. The hills are undermined and collapse. But now that I have a mountain, I sell the rest of my C4s to the U.S. Army.

I see AgentE383 coming to take Mount Everest, so I go down to the valley and sit down there.
My Valley

I offer HawkBlade Mt. Kilimanjaro so that I can claim Mt. St. Helens.

Biggest Hill
Our Hill

Chapter 1



AgentE382 is a mild-mannered, successful merchant who lives in a large house just outside of a rather smallish town. The house in which he lives is large enough to require a housekeeper, some groundskeepers and gardeners, and 2 gatekeepers. AgentE382 owned a trading company, which possessed many offices worldwide, at least one per country. After he founded his firm, it quickly became known for its lightning-fast service.

One dark, rainy night, a pickup truck speeded down a road which ran through a small town. As the truck rocketed through the town square, a man was in the process of crossing the street. The driver did not see the man until it was too late. The truck skidded forward because of the rain, even though the brake was fully engaged. After he stopped the truck, the driver hurriedly leaped from the vehicle and frantically searched to ascertain whether the man was injured. To his surprise, there was no man to be found. The man he had almost hit was nowhere to be found. This puzzled the driver, for he was certain that there had been a man there a moment before. The driver blinked a few times, shrugged his shoulders, and got back in the truck.

That night, precisely at midnight, AgentE383 was rudely awoken by a telephone call. The caller masked his voice and simply said "Give up your hills or else!", after which he hung up. 15 minutes later, he received another call, and this went on every 15 minutes until 6:00 in the morning. All of the calls were from different numbers and there were different callers every time. HawkBlade and SniperInYourMidst received similar calls that night.