King of the Hill

I push back, but then an albatross flies overhead so I grab onto its legs and it flies me to a nice new hill, untainted by the boots of Soliss.

My hill!

Ok then, it seems we're done with a story. Fine by me.

I sneak up behind Soliss and thrust him off the hill. I then wipe away all his boot prints.

My Hill!

I take a shovel an dig the floor out from Sniper! he falls through and I claim the hill!

MAH HILL!!!!!!!

I shoot you for playing spleef on his hill!

Our hill!

I shoot you back off the Hill for shooting me! then I roll you into the pit I dug traping Sniper!


MAH HILL!

we dig out and I pour a bucket of lava over you while hitting you with a golden sword!

I run away and get a diamond sword and armour then come back not fearing you or your lava!

MAH hill!

...unknowingly walking onto a cleverly hidden pressure plate, which makes you fall down through a 1x1 tunnel and through the bedrock, sending you into the Void!

I enter crative mode an fly back out! I then proceded tow tp you to the other sid of the world. Then I fill the hole!

MAH HILL!!!

Little knowing that even in creative mode you die in the void!

and then i carpet bomb you all




MYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYHILLHILLHILLHILLHILLHILLHILL

There are no carpet bombs in minecraft! However, I lay TNT around your base and grief it to heck!

Our hill!

I kill you and you have to respawn miles away.

My hill!!!!!!!

then I type /back, pick up my diamond sword and with one fell swoop cut u in half.

But little does anyone realize that I am alive and well and have been plotting my revenge while listening to the sounds of bickering between those puny humans. For behold! I am a sniper, with a keen mind and a steady hand. Using these skills found only in the linage of the snipers, I place special blocks of TNT called C4 (mod idea I came up with) that contains the power of four TNT! Using these blocks, I have created catacombs of death around the hill AgentE383. Backing away to a safe distance, and staying hidden the whole time, I activate the detonator and press the button. In mere seconds, the hill of AgentE383 is destroyed and I pick up the pieces and form my own hill.

Beware humans, I am not to be toyed with. For I harness the powers of stealth and deadly accurcy combined with firepower. In peace I can be your friend, in war I can be your worst enemy. Beware, always...

My Hill!

some gun mods have C4. And nuclear bombs. Those r epic.

I watch from my forest hideout and see sniper blow up the hill and then rebuild his own. I then decide to be utterly awesome about it.

3 hours later!

"Nyaa Nyaa you can't touch my hill Sniper!" I taunt forom a hill of solid stone. Sniper snickers and begins planting C4. He detonates it and-- It rebuilds itself! One of the most handy inventions evah! I have a good laugh at Sniper.(I was sitting in a pool of water at the top of my hill with diamond armor and thus did not get hurt at all [how this works, ill never know....])

I have been set back by a puny human. This is regrettable, but not paralyzing. Thus, I decide that this hill may be left alone until it becomes necessary to take my conquest to it. I do not see that happening in the near future, but time will tell. For now I settle with sniping HawkBlade repeatedly with my bow until his armor is destroyed.

My Hill!

I craft a new set of armor and whip together a TNT canon, blowing sniper's sniping post to smithereens!

I notice that TNT blocks are hurtling towards me, so I vacate my hill quickly and quietly. I watch from a safe distance as my hill is reduced to a mound of burnt dust. This human has a strong will, and isn't afraid of me...yet. Thinking with the cunning of a sniper, I tunnel under HawkBlade's hill and set TNT everywhere. I run back out and detonate them. HawkBlade's hill is turned into a miniature version of what my hill is now. Even the pool of water is blasted apart. HawkBlade is catapulted away, and lands some distance from a hill. Running to it, he finds that I, SniperInYourMidst has claimed this new hill, and have already setup defenses. Before HawkBlade can do anything, a piston launches him into the air, and away from my new hill.

My Hill!

However, sniper does not realize that the server doesn't have the piston mod, so HawkBlade is lifted neatly over sniper's wall and quickly dispatches sniper, grabbing his armor and gear.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











my hill.

ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!

I clobber both of you and throw you off the hill.

Mah Hill!!!

I change class to spy and disguise myself as you. Then I backstab you. BOOM! Identity theft! My hill!!